Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
Lets be honest here. If a teenager has decided that they are ready to have sex, they will have sex whether we want them to or not.
So my question then becomes… If your child is too scared to talk to you for fear that you will judge her, would you rather her be able to visit her doctor and get on birth control without your consent, or take the risk and have sex unprotected and potentially get pregnant and have that affect her whole life?
the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.
IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY
is that James McAvoy in the middle
that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on
Just letting you know (for those of you that don’t) every year they hold ‘Soccer Aid’ for charity and it’s split into England vs The Rest of the World.
And it’s made up of a bunch of celebs kicking a ball around for 90 minutes,
England usually loses.